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or why dinosaurs technically aren't extinct

As they should

and avoiding people whenever possible

The people who consider a single cup merely a warm-up and measure their mornings in caffeine levels rather than hours

Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs & Spades python joke or why dinosaurs technically aren'tDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. In the beginning, everything is easy. You've got two hearts. You've got a diamond. Life is good. Every text message is exciting, every date feels magical, and somehow neither of you has discovered the other person's ability to leave cabinet doors open. Then time passes. The honeymoon phase fades. The mortgage arrives. Somebody develops strong opinions about thermostat